Thursday, April 29, 2010

Ash's Final Thoughts - The Force Unleashed, Dead Head Fred






I got to games to review so I'm gonna try and make this short.


The game and story of this were awesome, and actually a re do of one of my old games I completed a long time ago. You play as the apprentice of this who starts off hunting down powerful jedi to prove himself to vadar that he's ready to take down the emperor along side vadar. While doing this he falls in love his his pilot and also sees that the things he's doing is wrong and that it is the sith who are the bad ones, he was adopted by vadar and lied to from the start, he was even tricked to kill his own father. So in the end he fights vadar and then he has to choose in the end to continue to fight vadar, to prove himself to the emperor and sit along side him as a new sith lord, or kill the emperor and put an end to this. One was the light ending(emperor fight) and the other was the dark ending(vadar fight). But in those endings there were both full of sadness, the apprentice dies in the light ending becoming a legend and strength to the jedi and their forces, but the emperor and vadar lives. In the dark ending, everyone dies from the ship exploding, and the apprentice sort of had a Darth vadar makeover because he was blown probably to bits but was still alive, and the pilot he fell in love with, along with the people he came to rescue in the first place all died.

So yea that's the story. The game was shitty as hell, graphics sucked, laggy as fucked, everything was choppy, the whole game was ugly. But it was fun playing, the boss fights were awesome with the button simulation finishes. The game also had like a battle mode where you can do versus mode and other stuff. In the game you were able to collect different color crystals and upgrade certain moves, and items to make your saber stronger, or force push, etc etc. SO basically its an action RPG game, so the gameplay was cool, but made it annoying and hard to enjoy so I give this game a 2.5 out of 5.






Oh wow hahaha, this game was so amazing, from mission one to the fuckin' credits, Every cutscene of this game will you have rolling, this shit is hilarious! and I'm happy I completed the game, but dam this game was hard, long and very annoying.

You start off in castle with a doctor above you, everything is all green and fuzzy. Long story short the doctor tells you that he's dead and was revived back to life, but he doesn't have his head but only a jar with a brain in it lol; Fred goes crazy which is understandable. The doctor explain that a powerful man named Ulysses Pitt is the man behind him being killed. But Fred remembers that name, but barely remembers anything, but throughout the game he recovers his memory slowly. Anyways so his objective is to take down Pitt and get his head back from him, but of course thats not an easy task. You go through hell in this game. As you progress, you are able to collect heads from special monsters to use for your arsenal collection of other heads. Each head has a different ability, some allowing him to shrink, and some allowing him to withstand nuclear fumes, or even absorb air to fly or absorb water to take out fires. This game is very unique and an underrated game in my opinion. Pitt had a main guy beside him named lefty, who was kind of fucked up, his right arm and leg were frail thin and small, but his left arm was huge, kind of like the "charger" in left for dead 2, his short little leg was short for him to walk, so he used a Tommy gun to support it as his peg leg, which also worked as a gun. He later discovers that at first he was working on a case of one of his murdered friends and it turned out that it was Pitt who killed him, he found out by this ability thta allowed him to take heads from dead people and see visions lol and he saw the vision of him being killed before he died, so now that memory of Pitt killing him has been restored. He also remember that he had video proof of him killing him, before Fred died he confronted him but was killed by Pitt and Lefty to save themselves. So fred goes after him with revenge. Towards the end of the game, we fight left which was easy, he fell in nuclear waster that transformed him into a dinosaur lookin' mother fucker who can't seem to die, because we thought we killed him. After that we go to where pitt is and before we open up those doors, the lefty dinosaur asshole was there so we had to kill him again, but the asshole didn't die! Long story short we finally get up to pitt, but the left dinosaur ruined us killing pitt so we had to finally take out the lefty dinosaur which was the last battle, the battle was intense that left also took pitt down to his death, but guess what, he was still alive. Pitt died though from the lefty monster eating him because he wouldn't shut up. Fred was about to get his head which was on the balcony, that was destroyed by the dinosaur lol so the head is lost, but he didn't care because pitt died, and he saved the girl that was captured by pitt(which i forgot to mention) and I think she grew to like his new look haha. The lefty dinosaur still lived too, it just ran off somewhere.

So that's the story, weird ass game, and the most weirdest game I have ever played in my dam life. But really this game is awesome, had a lot of fun. The game had some original gloomy jazzy in game music which went well with the game, the game had annoying ass puzzles especially in the boss fights. The game wasn't that straight foward, plenty of times I got lost because I didn't know where the fuck to go to complete the game. It was repetitive! everywhere you went you had to fight and they werent that many combos or anything, so it made you just want to run from them because they were too time consuming; plus they did too much fuckin' damage to you in my opinion; I thought that was bullshit. The maps in this game were yucky, the people in the maps all looked the same and it seemed deserted being that there were hardly anyone there in the towns and stuff. The graphics were ok, but the characters models seemed rushed, they were horrible except for Fred and the antagonists. So I guess I'll stop it there, I give this game a 3.9 out of 5. It's a really good game, it was just rushed with the character modeling, and it was repetitive and it drove you to not want to fight but just want to get through the mission and thats not good. But really I had a lot of fun and laughs from beginning to the end.


So thats it, remember folks these are my opinions and not necessarily facts that should make you decide if you want a particular game or not. Decide on your own by watching some of my videos, thats all.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Just stuff

So yea, I'll continue on with Star wars which i'm almost done. Then I'll do some Dead Head Fred levels, and then upload some medal of honor heroes 2 videos soon after since I've slept on Dead Head Fred.

Oh and on ahspspgames.com, every month I do like an online raffle that I use to shuffle the games I have uploaded so it can choose the game of the month for me lol. I've been doing it for some time now, just wanted to share that.


So yea the game of the month is...






The game sucks but w/e check it out! lol

Ash's Final Thoughts - Crisis Core: FFVII







83 videos, and over 10 hours of gameplay from yours truly.


My favorite game for the PSP has been completed! And I almost cried at the ending like the first time I played it! :D Lol. But yea this game is awesmoe, very sad too. If you want to get into Final Fantasy, this this is the game for you, plus it isn't that long at all, not hard too.

In the game we start off with an inspiring young dude named Zack who fights for a group named "SOILDER" his dreams is to become a hero. But things have been pretty strange in SOILDER, he has been forced to leave the ones who he cared about, and to defeat the people who he lived and dreamed to become because they have seen the truth of shinra, and who they really are; it turned them crazy. A first class SOILDER named Genesis started all this mess and brought everyone in it. Genesis tries to destroy and take down shinra and the whole world with the gift of the goddess but zack stops him. It turns out later that his ally, his best friend cloud, has the cells to stop whats called the "degredation" process which are in certain SOILDER high class members who were born out of jenova(which is the source of their strength) or who carried a lot of strong cells from Jenova. Zack tries his best to save and protect him, and for that, he himself was wanted. In the end he protects Cloud with his life and dies. He tells cloud that he will be his legacy and that his dreams, his honor, is all his now. Sad story lol but its better to watch it :P There's more to it but I'm just giving the main stuff for you guys to understand.

So yea, My favorite game on the PSP. The graphics on this game were amazing, the cutscenes were beautiful as shit...which ain't beautiful but you know what I mean lol. Voice acting wasn't all that in certain parts but oh well. It's an action rpg game, the only type of RPG I would play, but I would pokemon! still do btw lol. So yea the game had action, romance, it was adventurous; just plain awesome. It was fun using materia powers and moving and swingin' that sword without standing there like other RPG games. What I didn't like was the DMV thing which allowed you to do certain moves and level up your abilities. Doing certain high power moves I understand, but to level up? hell no, I thought that was dumb. Basically I can train for hours and if the DMV doesnt show up and I don't get 777 then I don't level up, thats dumb, but I managed and took the time to level up to like in the 30's and then continued on. Doing the side missions were really helpful, you got gil(money) to buy shit, and materia to use in battle.

The last boss battle was genesis in his avatar state, and and his regular form, they were easy I guess from the level I was on, and the materia I had. All the boss battles were easy, you just gotta be quick when using items and do side missions. So for my rating I give this wonderful game, and a true game for RPG fans and A game that would get you into RPG a 4.7. Certain parts of the dialogue were stiff, and I thought the leveling up with the DMV thing was unnecessary which made it annoying and time consuming at times trying to level up. Beautiful game and will always be my favorite for the PSP. I hope they re make FF7 because of this.

Remember folks, these are just my opinions on this game, doesn't mean that its true, so watch my videos to decide if you like it or want to get the game your self :)

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Tryin' Not To Be A Stranger Here(Update)

I decided To pause Dead Head Fred so I can focus on Crisis Core & Star Wars. I'm almost finish with those games and I wanna get those out of the way first. After that I'll continue it along with






My goal is to complete a handful of army games, including the first MOH. I want to do brothers in arms, rainbow 6, and maybe a GRAW game in the future.

Monday, March 29, 2010

A Change Of Plan!

Ok I don't want to do The Red Star anymore, It was just getting annoying and I had like another 10 more missions to do, so I said eff it. If you die, yo would have to start all over from the beginning since there are no checkpoints. So that means I would have to put so much time into this, and I do not want to when I have better things to do and record.


Sooooo...






Will be taking it's place. It's A game that has been on my mind forever.

Monday, March 22, 2010

I suck @ blogging!

Yea I know :(
I barely come on here, I'm just too dam lazy and a huge procrastinator. Well I just wanted to update you guys on this. Umm... Crisis or is almost done, I have completed around 70-75% of the game so maybe in 2 weeks I'll have this game finished. For star wars, been kinda slow but I'll record more missions today, 2 more to be specific.

I've also been recording some...






Which is kinda one of those killzone liberation/army of 2 type of games with the 3D skyscraper view. I resented those games like hell. but after playing army of 2, I've grown to tolerate them. This game isn't the best, but its fun. I played this a long time ago on the ps2 so I thought I give this a shot for the PSP. I recorded 5 missions already, they all have been edited and rendered actually. But I plan on uploading it when I record the whole game, this game shouldn't be long, probably like 10 missions or a little more, or even more than that which I don't care since I pplan on recording 5 missions a day. This game is really fun and I'm liking it a bit so far.

Ash's Final Thoughts - Fat@ss & Godfather






Well here it goes, I'll start of with Fat@ss. This game was one of the funniest games I have ever played and completed. I heard about this game ages ago when it was introduced to the ps3; I've always wanted to try this game out. The game is a strategy based game that takes a shit load of teamwork and smart thinking to win. In the story, 2 princesses from both sides found some cake in the woods that made them a cake eating zombie which led them to grow really fat lol. They said it was a curse, and in order for the curse to be broken, the princess had to be kissed by a prince. So after that, throughout the 14 missions we had to rescue our princess that has been captured by the other side, we had to bomb dragons, we had to take their princess to sabotage their plans and for the prince to no go to them, and other fun things which you can see in my walkthrough for it. In the end, we won and the prince came to us. They kissed and guess what...she was still fat, why? because as the prince said, there is no curse. So basically we did all that for nothing and realized that the princesses were just fatasses from eating too much cake LOL! But it wasn't really a waste, because the prince and the fat@ass lived happily ever after and they had a wedding to end the game. So continuing on with my thoughts, this game is awesome, period. The narrator of the game is really funny with the British accent and him reading the introduction to each level. About a couple of levels were a pain in the ass because they required a lot of teamwork. You were able to chop wood and transfer it to the weapon stations to upgrade it for more damage which I thought was cool. The AI in this game(referring to my teammates) were horrible! They really didn't do anything to help, the only thing they did was upgrade things which I did a lot with the AI. But they never really helped, they were always doing something else instead of fighting and helping us defend command posts etc etc. But eventually I found a way to win, which was to camp, it distracts the hard ass enemies to you while the other members of your team completes the objective. The AI on the other team were broken as well. The game had some flaws but still it was awesome. Oh and it had blood! The game also had different game modes, online death matches and other online modes. So that's it, I don't think this game is for anyone, its more for younger people and ppl who have a lil animation friendly side to them lol. So overall I give this game a 4.2 out of 5. this isn't a game for everyone to play and probably like, but at the same time if you give this game a chance, you'll enjoy yourself.


On to Godfather. I'll make this one short. Another game I re did. This game was bad, terrible camera, you couldn't drive, all you did was shoot, fight, and watch the cutscenes. But I had some fun though because I'm a Godfather fan, and who wouldn't play a godfather game.


This game pretty much followed the movie, except with the character you played with and Luca being his mentor and stuff. The game was about don vito and his gang/family doing stuff, he later dies and vito's son becomes the new godfather. People were traitors in our family and we killed them, blah blah blah. They had some unnecessary mode called mob wars which was retarded and you had to do some of those missions in there to continue on with the main story. I didn't understand what the hell was going on in the made, I just pressed buttons. They did give you a lot of upgrade points though, so I did a lot of the mob wars sections so I can breeze through the story. The cutscenes where ok, the graphics could have been better, nothing to complain about. You only had free roam to a specific point, if you go far then you abort the mission. That I hated. Overall I give this game a 2.8 out of 5 If it had more free roam and you would have been able to drive, then I would have given it a higher score. It is fun though, but it feels like the fun in this game doesn't last for long because of the terrible camera mainly and the other things I have mentioned.