Thursday, May 20, 2010


This game is gonna be huge! published or developed by sony, one of them I dunno. But anyways its gonna be the next Littlebigplanet but with racing. It's similar with LBP with the customizations just like in LBP how you were able to have a character looking like kratos, and it also has a mario kart feel to it with the weapons and how the car moves and looks, so it has some similarities to the mario kart series. So if you like those 2 games, then this game is for you!

I'll be doing this and Prince of Persia for now, once P.O.P. is done, I'll get back to GUN Showdown because subs are flying up!

Monday, May 17, 2010


Well as you can see, I started a walkthru on this. It's not what I expected...AT ALL! The PSP version is a 3D sidecroller, kind of like the original one before they made it to the ps2 consoles, so the PSP version brings back the P.O.P. roots. BUT will definitely disappoint a shit load of people lol. I think its ok so far though. I'll also continue GUN: Showdown

Moving on...

I just ordered me my headset, the Microsoft LifeChat LX-3000 Headset to specific. I heard a preview of it on the tube and it sounds amazing. So now I can chat on Skype and maybe do some commentary walkthrus, which I will do for my 50th walkthru soon :)

Ash's Final Thoughts - SFLS

I did a little review on this when I first completed the game, which you can view Here!

But to add some words to it, like I said in my first review, the game is awesome! There is no way for a human gamer to not like this game, if you don't then you're retarded. This game is really tiring, got a little frustrated with the last boss fight, I almost died before I won; got lucky lol. But anyways I give this game like a 3.8 out of 5, I haven't played dark mirror yet like I said, so I'll see if it's better or not, which of course would be my opinion. So don't go for it! :)

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Ash's Final Thoughts - Iron Man 2 & MOHH2

Both games were shitty so expect a short review on both.

Iron Man 2 The game, horrible graphics, the pretty much only detailed thing in there were iron man and war machine. The gameplay was very slow, it lagged a lot and I swear the game was ran at 20 fps or less especially the last boss fight with ultimo. Oh and it was very dumb how you didn't fight that whip guy when his dumbass was all over the dam trailers, but you fought some weird looking people who probably aren't in the movie since I didn't see it...yet. I personally thought it was better than the first one, character models were better, more variety of weapons plus war machine is in it. The game was longer than I thought, they could have made it shorter but they wanted to drag the game with shitty flying missions that ere really easy. I think I never died in this game, and to be honest, while playing I didn't even know where my health bar was; this game was really easy in general, just gotta use your brain. I didn't like how you were only able to hover and shit instead of flying and doing other things like the first one. That made the game corny because who wants to play an iron man game and cant even barely fly, so it made it boring, plus he hovered slow. During the story, I was wondering when I was going to be able to use war machine, turns out I had to not continue story, but to mission select the next mission and then be able to choose war machine, which I thought was cooler than Iron man. The game had a cool upgrade sstem that only works when you mission select and not continue the story...STUPID; I kept on wondering why my upgrades weren't doing anything while I was playing. I personally enjoyed the soundtrack of the game, they were actually known bands with just the instrumental of the songs. I was also able to use different iron man costumes, which were cool, i think they had their own unique ability to increase a specific stat like strength, speed, etc etc.

So yea, the game was horrible, slow pased boring, shitty graphics, and dumb. Gameplay was kinda fun just shootng people, which is all you did really so it was repetitive. I give this game a dam 1.5 out of 5

Now for shitty MOHH2.

First of all, any army game where your ass can't go on your fucking belly is a pile of shit. This game is basically you against the world, you gotta do everything and no one helps, its bullshit. Your team just stays there behind a corner while you're 50 feet away from them and they are barely firing. Gameplay was fun, its always fun shooting people, graphics were fine, but I also thought the gameplay was very slow, you move so dam slow and the sprinting doesn't even last for long. This game had a weird way of spawning enemies, basically if you kill a set, they will keep coming unless you move closer, the fighting will never end so I thought that was stupid. The last mission was insane because once again you are doing things on your own. You gotta set charges and blow up pillars and open doors full of Germans which I thought was impossible to beat because it took me 3 days to think up a strategy and trick the game. Like I said earlier, if you kill one set of enemies, they will come back again with more. So I had to kill 2 enemies and leave the last one there, go to the other set and grenade both enemies but stay where i was because if i moved to their position and blown them up, a shit load will come. So I had to nade the two from where i was, wait till they were blown up and then run for the freaking exit dodging bullets and head for cover. I think I was the first one to successfully pass the last mission on youtube; So yay >_> but yea still shitty game! I thought it was kinda boring, no interaction with your team mates at all, pretty much the only talkin was the intro of the mission. Only seven missions, not really fun objectives too. Call of duty for the PSP was kickass, way better than this pile of shit though I thought MOHH2 had better details than COD; but COD was much bigger and better. COD had its flaws but at least I was able to go on my dam belly for cover. But i give this game a 2 out of 5, better than Ironman 2 at least lol

Friday, April 30, 2010


Movie games are shitty, but you all know I like to do them lol. I played a bit of it and It's pretty cool, better than the first one.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Some random stuff, updates.

Yesterday I just payed my website bill which I forgot to do lol if I waited another day my website would not be up today as I type this.

So as you can see...

Has been started. I know that I have been doing some old games recently, it's just that I have not seen any new games that I want to do, they all looked shitty. But these old games are awesome. Along with Medal Of Honor heroes 2, I plan on doing...

Which is one of my favorite games and one of the best series in my opinion. Ironman 2 is coming out soon, I want to do that as well, and I also want to do the new prince of persia...Which will be kick ass in my opinion. Soon after that I'll be doing SP: Dark Mirror and the First Medal Of honor game.

Ash's Final Thoughts - The Force Unleashed, Dead Head Fred

I got to games to review so I'm gonna try and make this short.

The game and story of this were awesome, and actually a re do of one of my old games I completed a long time ago. You play as the apprentice of this who starts off hunting down powerful jedi to prove himself to vadar that he's ready to take down the emperor along side vadar. While doing this he falls in love his his pilot and also sees that the things he's doing is wrong and that it is the sith who are the bad ones, he was adopted by vadar and lied to from the start, he was even tricked to kill his own father. So in the end he fights vadar and then he has to choose in the end to continue to fight vadar, to prove himself to the emperor and sit along side him as a new sith lord, or kill the emperor and put an end to this. One was the light ending(emperor fight) and the other was the dark ending(vadar fight). But in those endings there were both full of sadness, the apprentice dies in the light ending becoming a legend and strength to the jedi and their forces, but the emperor and vadar lives. In the dark ending, everyone dies from the ship exploding, and the apprentice sort of had a Darth vadar makeover because he was blown probably to bits but was still alive, and the pilot he fell in love with, along with the people he came to rescue in the first place all died.

So yea that's the story. The game was shitty as hell, graphics sucked, laggy as fucked, everything was choppy, the whole game was ugly. But it was fun playing, the boss fights were awesome with the button simulation finishes. The game also had like a battle mode where you can do versus mode and other stuff. In the game you were able to collect different color crystals and upgrade certain moves, and items to make your saber stronger, or force push, etc etc. SO basically its an action RPG game, so the gameplay was cool, but made it annoying and hard to enjoy so I give this game a 2.5 out of 5.

Oh wow hahaha, this game was so amazing, from mission one to the fuckin' credits, Every cutscene of this game will you have rolling, this shit is hilarious! and I'm happy I completed the game, but dam this game was hard, long and very annoying.

You start off in castle with a doctor above you, everything is all green and fuzzy. Long story short the doctor tells you that he's dead and was revived back to life, but he doesn't have his head but only a jar with a brain in it lol; Fred goes crazy which is understandable. The doctor explain that a powerful man named Ulysses Pitt is the man behind him being killed. But Fred remembers that name, but barely remembers anything, but throughout the game he recovers his memory slowly. Anyways so his objective is to take down Pitt and get his head back from him, but of course thats not an easy task. You go through hell in this game. As you progress, you are able to collect heads from special monsters to use for your arsenal collection of other heads. Each head has a different ability, some allowing him to shrink, and some allowing him to withstand nuclear fumes, or even absorb air to fly or absorb water to take out fires. This game is very unique and an underrated game in my opinion. Pitt had a main guy beside him named lefty, who was kind of fucked up, his right arm and leg were frail thin and small, but his left arm was huge, kind of like the "charger" in left for dead 2, his short little leg was short for him to walk, so he used a Tommy gun to support it as his peg leg, which also worked as a gun. He later discovers that at first he was working on a case of one of his murdered friends and it turned out that it was Pitt who killed him, he found out by this ability thta allowed him to take heads from dead people and see visions lol and he saw the vision of him being killed before he died, so now that memory of Pitt killing him has been restored. He also remember that he had video proof of him killing him, before Fred died he confronted him but was killed by Pitt and Lefty to save themselves. So fred goes after him with revenge. Towards the end of the game, we fight left which was easy, he fell in nuclear waster that transformed him into a dinosaur lookin' mother fucker who can't seem to die, because we thought we killed him. After that we go to where pitt is and before we open up those doors, the lefty dinosaur asshole was there so we had to kill him again, but the asshole didn't die! Long story short we finally get up to pitt, but the left dinosaur ruined us killing pitt so we had to finally take out the lefty dinosaur which was the last battle, the battle was intense that left also took pitt down to his death, but guess what, he was still alive. Pitt died though from the lefty monster eating him because he wouldn't shut up. Fred was about to get his head which was on the balcony, that was destroyed by the dinosaur lol so the head is lost, but he didn't care because pitt died, and he saved the girl that was captured by pitt(which i forgot to mention) and I think she grew to like his new look haha. The lefty dinosaur still lived too, it just ran off somewhere.

So that's the story, weird ass game, and the most weirdest game I have ever played in my dam life. But really this game is awesome, had a lot of fun. The game had some original gloomy jazzy in game music which went well with the game, the game had annoying ass puzzles especially in the boss fights. The game wasn't that straight foward, plenty of times I got lost because I didn't know where the fuck to go to complete the game. It was repetitive! everywhere you went you had to fight and they werent that many combos or anything, so it made you just want to run from them because they were too time consuming; plus they did too much fuckin' damage to you in my opinion; I thought that was bullshit. The maps in this game were yucky, the people in the maps all looked the same and it seemed deserted being that there were hardly anyone there in the towns and stuff. The graphics were ok, but the characters models seemed rushed, they were horrible except for Fred and the antagonists. So I guess I'll stop it there, I give this game a 3.9 out of 5. It's a really good game, it was just rushed with the character modeling, and it was repetitive and it drove you to not want to fight but just want to get through the mission and thats not good. But really I had a lot of fun and laughs from beginning to the end.

So thats it, remember folks these are my opinions and not necessarily facts that should make you decide if you want a particular game or not. Decide on your own by watching some of my videos, thats all.